Finding a decent person to date is hard work and comedian and viral content creator Lauren Compton is here to get to the bottom of it. It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it. Weekly, Lauren invites celebrity guests on to have a first date with her and figures out how many red flags they have, if they’re dateable, AND if there will be a second date! Dating is a wild ride... strap in!
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Yeah. No. Definitely food. I mean, I I like to drink. I'll take, like, edibles before bed, but not, like, a ton really. So, yeah, definitely food, I think, is probably my worst advice. What's your favorite kind of food? Pizza. Most pizza pasta carbs sandwiches, like, all that type of shit. Yeah. Just anything with way too many carbs. Mostly, but probably pizza. Yeah. Yeah. Where is your favorite pizza place? What kind of pizza? Do you like pineapple on your pizza? No. God. It's terrible. I don't eat pineapple on anything. It's slimy and why do you? No. I don't. Okay. Good. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would say probably Yeah. I would say probably Frank Pepe. So Regina's in Boston is also very good. Okay. Well, that's is is another, great place out in Boston. Next time I go to Boston, I'm I'm gonna text you, and I'm gonna see, like, what you like. We'll get a mommy a slice up there sometime. Yeah. Have you ever had a terrible first kiss? Terrible in what like, she bites my tongue. What would that be? Well, like, my first kiss, the guy chipped my tooth. Tooth. Oh, god. Yeah. No fucking joke. I was at a movie theater, and he actually gave me a play by play, like, what he would do in football. He was like, hey. I just wanna let you know. I'm gonna I'm gonna lean over, and I'm gonna I'm gonna kiss you. And you're gonna open your mouth about this much, and then I'm gonna stick my tongue in there, and I'm gonna swirl it around. And then that's gonna be, like, your first kiss. Does that That feels like he was writing the worst romantic comedy of all time. Like, I'm gonna say this, and she's gonna be like, wow. Yeah. Like, as if I just my panty dropped. Right? Then, you know, I'm like, well, shit. Finger me while you're at it. And so, like, Jesus. I mean, god, we're here. But that guy has used that on someone, and it's probably worked. Yeah. You know? Well, he he did, like, this whiplash thing where I was sitting there and I was, like, okay. And there was no amount of surprise in the world. And he he just
